Albert Hofmann

Albert Hofmann, who first synthesized Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), has passed away. He was 102 years-old.

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1) LSD-E-A-D

2) Albert Offedman

3) Lysergic acide DIE-thylamide

4) Yeah he's cool. More cold than cool, actually (Mr. Show reference. Look it up, d-bags)

5) That giant green giraffe over there is dead, man.

Charlton Heston

Charlton Heston, who won the 1959 best actor Oscar as the chariot-racing "Ben-Hur" and portrayed Moses, Michelangelo, El Cid and other figures in movie epics of the '50s and '60s, has died. He was 84.

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1) Charlton Headstone

2) "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands." So, now?