Friday, May 30, 2008

Harvey Korman

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Comic actor Harvey Korman has died at 81, according to the UCLA Medical Center.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Sydney Pollack

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) Sydney Pollack, diagnosed with cancer about nine months ago, died Monday afternoon, surrounded by family, at his home in Pacific Palisades in Los Angeles.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Ted Kennedy (Not Technically Dead)

BOSTON, Massachusetts -- U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy has a malignant brain tumor, doctors treating him at Massachusetts General Hospital said Tuesday.

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