Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Dominick Dunne

NEW YORK –- Author Dominick Dunne, who told stories of shocking crimes among the rich and famous through his magazine articles and best-selling novels such as "The Two Mrs. Grenvilles," died Wednesday in his home at age 83.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Don Hewitt

BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY -- Don Hewitt, who changed the course of broadcast news by creating the television magazine “60 Minutes,” fusing journalism and show business as never before, died Wednesday at his home in Bridgehampton, N.Y.

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1) 60 Feet Under

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Robert Novak

CHICAGO -- Conservative columnist and former CNN "Crossfire" host Robert Novak has died at age 78 of cancer, his family says.

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4) Robert No-I’m not too happy that conservative A-hole is dead-vak

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Les Paul

WHITE PLAINS, NY -- Les Paul, whose innovations with the electric guitar and studio technology made him one of the most important figures in recorded music, has died, according to a statement from his publicists. Paul was 94.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

John Hughes

NEW YORK –- A spokeswoman for John Hughes says the director of 1980s coming-of-age films like "Sixteen Candles" and "The Breakfast Club" has died in Manhattan.

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2) Planes, Trains & Hearses
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4) Gone Hughes (repeat)
5) Die-rector
6) John Hughes’ Day, I mean life off

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7) Funeral Home Alone