Sunday, April 11, 2010

Dixie Carter

LOS ANGELES -- "Designing Women" star Dixie Carter, whose Southern charm and natural beauty won her a host of television roles, has died at age 70.

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Meinhardt Raabe

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Meinhardt Raabe who played the Munchkin coroner in "The Wizard of Oz" and proclaimed in the movie that the Wicked Witch of the East was "really most sincerely dead," has died. He was 94.

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