Dom DeLuise

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Actor and comedian Dom DeLuise, whose big screen classics included The Cannonball Run, Spaceballs and History of the World Part I, died on Monday night at a Los Angeles hospital.

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Bea Arthur

LOS ANGELES -- Bea Arthur, who went from supporting roles on Broadway to stardom in two groundbreaking TV sitcoms died Saturday in Los Angeles, a family spokesman said.

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Marilyn Chambers

Famed adult film star Marilyn Chambers was found dead in her home in the Canyon Country area, authorities said Monday, and an autopsy was pending to determine how the star of Behind the Green Door died.

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John Updike

John Updike, famous for his graceful writing, prolific output and personal charm, died Tuesday at age 76 from lung cancer.

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Andrew Wyeth

(CNN) -- Andrew Wyeth, the American painter perhaps best known for his painting of a young woman in a field, “Christina’s World,” has died, according to an official with the Brandywine River Museum in Pennsylvania.

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Ricardo Montalban

Ricardo Montalban, the Mexican-born actor who became a star in splashy MGM musicals and later as the wish-fulfilling Mr. Roarke in TV's "Fantasy Island," died Wednesday morning at his home, a city councilman said. He was 88.

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Gerard Damiano

MIAMI -- Gerard Damiano, director of the pioneering pornographic film that lent its name to the Watergate whistleblower known as "Deep Throat," has died. He was 80.

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