Dennis Hopper

LOS ANGELES -- Dennis Hopper, the high-flying Hollywood wild man whose memorable and erratic career included an early turn in "Rebel Without a Cause," an improbable smash with "Easy Rider" and a classic character role in "Blue Velvet," has died.

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Gary Coleman

PROVO, UT -- Gary Coleman, the adorable, pint-sized child star of the smash 1970s TV sitcom "Diff'rent Strokes" who spent the rest of his life struggling on Hollywood's D-list, died Friday after suffering a brain hemorrhage. He was 42.

1) Gary Coldman
2) Gary Corpseman
3) Gary Coffin
4) Gary Deadman
5) Indifferent Stroke
6) Whatchu talkin bout, will reader?

Ronnie James Dio

LOS ANGELES -- Ronnie James Dio, whose soaring vocals, poetic lyrics and mythic tales of a never-ending struggle between good and evil broke new ground in heavy metal, died Sunday. He was 67.

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5) Done Ronnie Done

Note from Nobes: “Go figure. This is where I draw the line. I can't make fun of his death.”

Lynn Redgrave

NEW YORK -- Lynn Redgrave, an introspective and independent player in her family's acting dynasty who became a 1960s sensation as the freethinking title character of "Georgy Girl" and later dramatized her troubled past in such one-woman stage performances as "Shakespeare for My Father" and "Nightingale," has died. She was 67.

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Dixie Carter

LOS ANGELES -- "Designing Women" star Dixie Carter, whose Southern charm and natural beauty won her a host of television roles, has died at age 70.

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Meinhardt Raabe

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Meinhardt Raabe who played the Munchkin coroner in "The Wizard of Oz" and proclaimed in the movie that the Wicked Witch of the East was "really most sincerely dead," has died. He was 94.

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Peter Graves

LOS ANGELES -- Actor Peter Graves died Sunday at the age of 83. He will always be known for his starring role in Mission Impossible. But he will also be known as a guy who spoofed his image in Airplane.

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1) Fuck. He trumped us with his own name. Ultimate deadline!!!