Kim Jong Il (Sadly, Still Alive)

SEOUL (AP) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Il may be gravely ill as he has been absent from public view for weeks, a South Korean newspaper reported Saturday, saying foreign doctors recently arrived in the communist country.

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Don LaFontaine

LOS ANGELES -- Don LaFontaine, the voiceover king whose “In a world...” phrase on movie trailers was much copied -- and much parodied -- has died, according to media reports. He was 68.

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Isaac Hayes

Isaac Hayes, the baldheaded, baritone-voiced soul crooner who laid the groundwork for disco and whose "Theme From Shaft" won both Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday afternoon after he collapsed near a treadmill, authorities said. He was 65.

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Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom "The Bernie Mac Show," died Saturday at age 50.

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Alexander Solzhenitsyn

MOSCOW - Alexander Solzhenitsyn, the Nobel Prize-winning Russian author whose books chronicled the horrors of dictator Josef Stalin's slave labor camps, has died of heart failure. He was 89.

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Estelle Getty

Estelle Getty, the diminutive actress who spent 40 years struggling for success before landing a role of a lifetime in 1985 as the sarcastic octogenarian Sophia on TV's "The Golden Girls," has died. She was 84.

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George Carlin

LOS ANGELES - George Carlin, the frenzied performer whose routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died.

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6) "When will Jesus bring in the pork chops?" Umm, I think you'll find out now.

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