Dixie Carter

LOS ANGELES -- "Designing Women" star Dixie Carter, whose Southern charm and natural beauty won her a host of television roles, has died at age 70.

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Meinhardt Raabe

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Meinhardt Raabe who played the Munchkin coroner in "The Wizard of Oz" and proclaimed in the movie that the Wicked Witch of the East was "really most sincerely dead," has died. He was 94.

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Peter Graves

LOS ANGELES -- Actor Peter Graves died Sunday at the age of 83. He will always be known for his starring role in Mission Impossible. But he will also be known as a guy who spoofed his image in Airplane.

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Corey Haim

LOS ANGELES -- Actor Corey Haim, best known for 80s films including License to Drive and the Lost Boys, has died at the age of 38. According to police, Haim, who had past substance-abuse problems, died at 3:30 a.m. Wednesday of an accidental overdose.

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Mark Linkous

KNOXVILLE, TN -- Singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Mark Linkous has committed suicide. Best known for his acclaimed work with Sparklehorse, Linkous also produced Daniel Johnston’s 2003 album Fear Yourself and collaborated with Danger Mouse on Dark Night of the Soul.

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Phil Harris

ALASKA -- Phil Harris, captain of the Cornelia Marie fishing boat featured on Deadliest Catch, has died in Alaska. He was 53.

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J.D. Salinger

NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger has died at age 91 in New Hampshire. The author's son, in a statement from the author's literary representative, says Salinger died of natural causes at his home.

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