Friday, September 18, 2009

Mary Travers

Mary Travers, one-third of the 1960s folk trio Peter, Paul and Mary who helped popularize the work of Bob Dylan and sang hits such as "Puff (The Magic Dragon)," has died, aged 72, after battling leukemia.

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6) Mary Travels (to the great beyond)

Patrick Swayze

Actor Patrick Swayze, star of "Dirty Dancing" and "Ghost," has died after a battle with cancer, his publicist tells KTLA.

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1) Patrick gone awayze
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5) Ghost II

DJ AM (Adam Goldstein)

Adam Goldstein, also known as DJ AM has been found dead in New York City at the age of 36, Access Hollywood has confirmed.

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4) Disc Junkie

Edward Kennedy

U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy, a towering figure in the Democratic Party who took the helm of one of America's most fabled political families after two older brothers were assassinated, died at age 77, his family said.

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2) Ted Kenne-die
3) Ted Ken-end-y
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5) The end of an err-uh.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Frank McCourt

Frank McCourt, the retired New York City schoolteacher who launched his late-in-life literary career by tapping memories of his grim, poverty-stricken childhood in Ireland to write the Pulitzer Prize-winning memoir "Angela's Ashes," died Sunday of cancer. He was 78.

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Walter Cronkite

Walter Cronkite, who personified television journalism for more than a generation as anchor and managing editor of the "CBS Evening News," has died. CBS vice president Linda Mason says Cronkite died at 7:42 p.m. Friday with his family by his side at his home in New York after a long illness. He was 92.

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7) Ancorpseman
8) The most dusted man in America.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Billy Mays

(CNN) -- Infomercial pitchman Billy Mays died at his Tampa, Florida, home Sunday morning, authorities told CNN. The 50-year-old known for his shouting OxiClean ads was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m.

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Lays in a casket
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5) But wait, there's more...oh no never mind, there isn't