Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Kim Jong Il (Sadly, Still Alive)

SEOUL (AP) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Il may be gravely ill as he has been absent from public view for weeks, a South Korean newspaper reported Saturday, saying foreign doctors recently arrived in the communist country.

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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Don LaFontaine

LOS ANGELES -- Don LaFontaine, the voiceover king whose “In a world...” phrase on movie trailers was much copied -- and much parodied -- has died, according to media reports. He was 68.

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