Monday, September 28, 2009

Lucy Vodden

LONDON -- Lucy Vodden, who provided the inspiration for the Beatles' classic song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," has died after a long battle with lupus. She was 46.

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Friday, September 18, 2009

Mary Travers

Mary Travers, one-third of the 1960s folk trio Peter, Paul and Mary who helped popularize the work of Bob Dylan and sang hits such as "Puff (The Magic Dragon)," has died, aged 72, after battling leukemia.

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Patrick Swayze

Actor Patrick Swayze, star of "Dirty Dancing" and "Ghost," has died after a battle with cancer, his publicist tells KTLA.

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DJ AM (Adam Goldstein)

Adam Goldstein, also known as DJ AM has been found dead in New York City at the age of 36, Access Hollywood has confirmed.

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Edward Kennedy

U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy, a towering figure in the Democratic Party who took the helm of one of America's most fabled political families after two older brothers were assassinated, died at age 77, his family said.

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Garrison Keillor

LOS ANGELES -- American author and humorist Garrison Keillor suffered a minor stroke and is undergoing medical tests in Minnesota, hospital officials said on Wednesday.

(Note from Nobes: “He's not dead yet but I'm claiming this one for future use.”)

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